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Explosively Funny
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" |
More Weird Laws New York EditionCitizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. |
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Weird laws
in massachusetts An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. |
Weird laws
in California Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. |
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if you called Dr.Jorge what would he say to you?
"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!" "What's come over you?" "2 buses, 3 motorbikes, your mother and a train." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!" "I'll deal with you later." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!" "I see your point." "Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Pull yourself together man!" "Doctor Doctor - I have 59 seconds to live!" "Wait a minute will ya! |
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