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Some of our notable Dr. Jorge quotes -
Be happy, be sad, be crappy be mad When life gives you llamas, you make llamanade Bubblicious freshhhhhh...... Who let the llamas out? Khufu for cocoa Mustafa had a king Dr. Jorge forgets a lot of his famous quotes, so help him remember - send in your favorite Dr. Jorge quote! Remember our llama jingles? Just to refresh your memory, and show new llamas, we're bringing back some of our old llama jingles! We're thinking of making a new one soon, in the meanwhile, enjoy these funny parodies we created...
to the tune of "Disturbia" jo-jo-joba jo-jo-jo-jo-ba jo-jo-joba jo-jo-jo-baaa Chorus: llamaland it's where the llamas eat their hay llamaland it's where the llamas always play (to the tune of "Single Ladies" by Beyonce) Chorus: I am a magic llama I am a magic llama I am a magic llama I am a magic llama jo-jo-jo jo-jo-joba jo-jo jo-jo-ba If ya like it then you shoulda put some magic on it If couldn't then just become a magic llama jo-jo-jo jo-jo-joba jo-jo jo-jo-ba IDIOT!!!!!!!!! Here's one... (to the tune of "Replay" by Iyaz) Chorus: Llama, you're so magical in my head that I can't keep out got me thinking like ll-ama-lla-mas ev-er-y day it's like my llama's stuck in its hay... it only wanted to play.. to the tune of "Fireflies" by Owl City... Chorus: I'd like to make humans believe That llamas heads turn slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather be a llama than a sheep because every llama always eats in teams The magical llamas blog app is up and running!!! It's completely free of charge! To get it go to: http://itunes.apple.com/hk/app/magical-llamas/id351846583?mt=8
More information will be posted soon... WHOOOOOOOOP! "What was that?" Mr. Jenkins said. He had just sat down on the grass. The trio of friends turned their heads toward what made the noise. But it was actually just a prank. An old one, a whoopie cushion... wonder who pulled that one off?
A few minutes later, Berz and friends set off. Mr Jenkins thought of a dimensional hole to travel back in time, and suddenly one just popped out of nowhere. "The fourth dimension!" he cried. "Go on in!" Berz stepped in first. Then Stir, then Slip. WHOOOOOOSH! As soon as Slip entered the hole, the hole immedietly dissapeared. "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!" They all shouted as they flew across random space. After a while, they stopped, floated down onto what was ground, and suddenly everything changed from swirly colors of random colors to Mr. Jenkin's house, 60 years before. A voice that seemed to come from just the trio's head suddenly said, "Berz, Slip, Stir, it's me. This is how I will be communicating with you guys. Right now, the year is 1950, 60 years from before. I should only be about 30 right now, searching for a job. And oh, you will be finding out soon enough how I was forced to be a vet. But YOU HAVE TO STAY OUT OF SIGHT. IF YOU ARE SEEN, YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY TRANSFERRED BACK TO MY WORLD. Be careful. I will give you other 'talents' along the way. They will help you. Now go. I can't talk to you a long while, for now. Stay hidden. Something will be happening very soon." "But, we're llamas!! How can we save your...um...WAIT! What's the point? You'll die in like a month! No offense." Stir said. Mr Jenkins replied, "Remember, I can do anything I want in this world, and what I wanted lasts even in the real world. I can turn 20 if I wanted to. But the strange thing is, this world doesn't allow me to have another job. So, I decided that if I gave you special talents, you may be able to pull it off. And, judging by your behavior, I have the perfect talent for you. So there is a point, and you just may learn something from the adventure."
20 minutes later, Berz and gang were "marveling" at their new...uh, "talents." "This stinks! What the heck is the point of this talent? It's so stupid! Why didn't that old guy give me something useful, like laser eyes or something?" Slip complained. Mr. Jenkins had given The trio the talent of being able to pull pranks. Kinda wierd, isn't it? Berz was an A+ student, who may goof off sometimes, but was never a bad kid. So pranks was kinda outta the question. Slip and Stir weren't bad, either. Guess Mr. Jenkins judged them wrong... But no one (except me, as Narrator, I have the privelage to read ahead in the Script) knew that their awesome ability to pull masterful pranks would really come in handy in their first adventure. (That's right, I said FIRST, not ONLY.) How will they be able to travel through time, go into the 4th dimens-"SHUT UP NARRATOR! STOP GIVING AWAY THE STORY! NARRATORS DO NOT HAVE THE PRIVELAGE TO READ AHEAD IN THE SCRIPT!" Stir shouted at the screen. *Ahem* Anyway, the trio's first adventure starts, where they may run into trouble, but will forevermore stick together on their quest for Mr. Jenkin's new job. Their adventure starts off with a loud WHOOOOOOOOOP! Berz, Slip, and Stir stood there gaping, odviously shocked. Mr. Jenkins couldn't be him!! He wasn't that old!! Even me, the Narrator knows that! So why was some imposter there, acting like him? "It's true!" said the fake Mr. Jenkins. Slip spoke up. "Who are you really? And why are we here?" Mr Jenkins said, "It's complicated. Let me explain. This world is another world aside from ours. Another dimension. I am the real Mr. Jenkins. I actually sent you here, for one reason: I do NOT want to be a vet. I was forced by an 'evil force' to become one. I don't know WHY that thing wanted me to become one, but I was blackmailed. So for YEARS I've been trying hard to come up with a solution. So I thought, why not go back in time? So I created this world, where I can do whatever I want just by thinking it. The only side effect: I became more than 30 years older. And since I'm so old, I can't stop that force myself. So I've been keeping a close eye on you, and I think you three may be perfect for the job."
Dr. Jorge is a wise person....or should I say llama? Anyway, this morning he thought to himself : What if there was a word that could be the answer to anything? Well, he thought and he thought hard. And he came up with this list of replies to any question, statement, or... anything!
You can say... - What did you just call me? - I love that song! -That's a lot of fish/llamas/donkeys,etc. - Are you talking to me, IDIOT? - The llamas have decided to take on something new... a magical llama story! Down below in previous posts, and also in the new story section of our site, we've started a magic llama story! How cool is that? We'll be making new chapters every now and then, so stay tuned! One thing we need, though, is a groovy title. Maybe "The Magical Llama Chronicles"? Maybe a bit cheesy... so make us an awesome title and send it in! Love the story? Hate it? Comment away!
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